Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-20-2014

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The Fantastic Four have been cast, with that kid from that boy ballet movie as The Thing. FLAME ON!

Here’s a good look at the new Green Goblin, who looks a lot like Leonardo DiCaprio’s character in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?”

John McClane’s son from the last Die Hard movie that nobody liked is the new Kyle Reese, who goes back in time to bang his commander’s mom. Terminator?? He barely knew her!

Today’s Birthdays: The greatest director of all time, Andy Sidaris, would have been 83 today, so please pay your respects.

4 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-20-2014

  1. Personally I’m pretty irritated they’re rebooting Terminator. For once I’d like to have a classic movie to be left to stand on its own. Does anyone expect to top James Cameron here?? C’mon!!!

    Oh, and Happy Bday to Mr. Sidaris indeed.

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