Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-31-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

BACK TO THE FUTURE IS GOING TO BE A STAGE MUSICAL!!!!!! IF EVER MAKES ITS WAY OVER TO THE STATES, R.O.T.O.R. INVITES YOU ALL TO SEE IT (R.O.T.O.R. WILL NOT PAY FOR YOUR TRIP OR TICKETS, AND WILL PROBABLY END UP EXECUTING YOU FOR SOMETHING. BUT, STILL, IT IS A BACK TO THE FUTURE MUSICAL!!!).

RICHARD DONNER’S WIFE WANTS CHANNING TATUM TO PLAY GAMBIT IN HIS OWN MOVIE SO SHE CAN BE CLOSE TO HIM ON SET AND SMELL HIM.

IAN ZIERING AND TARA REID HAVE SIGNED UP FOR SHARKNADO 2 FOR THE SUM OF ONE HAM SANDWICH PER WEEK, AND THEY ARE HAPPY TO GET IT. STILL IN DEVELOPMENT: R.O.T.O.R.N.A.D.O.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST. ONLY A MILLION??]

 

12 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-31-2014

  1. Million Ways to die in the west Im on board for because it has Charlize Theron and Sarah Silverman oh and NPH too. Not too sure if Back to the future can make it as a musical but hey if they can do it with American PSycho. why not. sorry if this double posts

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