Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-30-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

FOREST WHITAKER WILL BE IN TAKEN 3 PLAYING AN INVESTIGATOR WHO CANNOT BELIEVE THAT LIAM NEESON’S DAUGHTER KEEPS GETTING KIDNAPPED AND WONDERS IF HE IS THE PROBLEM.

BILLY BOB THORNTON HAS JOINED THE ENTOURAGE MOVIE TO PL-… I HAVE JUST CALCULATED THAT NO ONE ON PLANET EARTH CARES.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: GENE HACKMAN TURNS 84

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT GREAT DEAL ON SNAIL-DAMAGED CARS]

 

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