Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-30-2014

By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video January 30, 2014 Billy Bob Thornton birthday Entourage Forest Whitaker Gene Hackman movie news R.O.T.O.R. snail damage Taken 3 Ultimate Warrior

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

FOREST WHITAKER WILL BE IN TAKEN 3 PLAYING AN INVESTIGATOR WHO CANNOT BELIEVE THAT LIAM NEESON’S DAUGHTER KEEPS GETTING KIDNAPPED AND WONDERS IF HE IS THE PROBLEM.

BILLY BOB THORNTON HAS JOINED THE ENTOURAGE MOVIE TO PL-… I HAVE JUST CALCULATED THAT NO ONE ON PLANET EARTH CARES.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: GENE HACKMAN TURNS 84

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[PRESENT GREAT DEAL ON SNAIL-DAMAGED CARS]

4 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-30-2014”

theipc

January 30, 2014 at 12:04 pm Reply

TAKEN 3??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  January 31, 2014 at 9:32 am Reply
  
  If only there was a website daring enough to make a comic out of it!
  
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  - theipc
    
    January 31, 2014 at 9:33 am Reply
    
    I KNOW!!!!!!
    
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jjames36

January 30, 2014 at 12:45 pm Reply

“I have just calculated that no one . . .”

Awesome.

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