Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-10-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

SPIDER-MAN CLONES IN THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2? OR JUST SONY’S CONTINUING ATTEMPT AT MARKETING THIS MOVIE TO THE FANS AS SOMETHING IT IS NOT? OR MAYBE, THE MOVIE WILL INDEED CONTAIN ALL OF THESE THINGS AND BE A COMPLETE MESS. R.O.T.O.R. CAN CONFIRM: YES.

HERE IS THE FIRST LOOK AT QUICKSILVER FROM X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST. WELL… HE IS… WEARING SILVER… BUT IS HE QUICK? THE LADIES CAN CONFIRM: YES.

THE CROW REBOOT WILL BE HEAVILY BASED ON THE COMIC AND NOT JUST BE A REMAKE OF THE BRANDON LEE MOVIE, SO LUKE EVANS HAS A 67% LESS CHANCE OF BEING ACCIDENTALLY SHOT IN THE GUT, PER HIS CONTRACT.

THERE IS A SEQUEL TO THE ORIGINAL DJANGO FILM COMING BECAUSE PEOPLE MAY RECOGNIZE THAT NAME NOW AND THIS SEQUEL MAY MAKE MORE THAN 38 DOLLARS.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT FRENCH VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION OF SAMURAI COP]

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