Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-11-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

R.O.T.O.R. IS STILL EXCITED ABOUT YESTERDAY’S NEW GODZILLA TRAILER, EVEN THOUGH IT SEEMINGLY FEATURES NO ROBOTS OR EXECUTIONS. BUT YOU CANNOT GIVE EVERYTHING AWAY IN THE TEASER TRAILER, RIGHT? HERE IS THE INTERNATIONAL VERSION WITH ONE EXTRA SHOT OF KEN WATANABE.

THE WORLD WAR Z SEQUEL WILL BE DIRECTED BY THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE ORPHANAGE, WHERE BRAD PITT AND HIS WIFE HAVE PURCHASED MANY CHILDREN.

HERE IS THE NEW TRAILER FOR JUPITER ASCENDING, THE LATEST MOVIE FROM THE WACHOWSKIS THAT SEEMS KIND OF COOL ON THE SURFACE BUT TURNS OUT TO BE A MESS OF METAPHYSICAL CLAPTRAP.

ROSEMARY’S BABY WILL BE REMADE INTO A MINI-SERIES SET IN MODERN TIMES, EVEN THOUGH ONE ULTRASOUND WOULD SOLVE THAT MYSTERY IMMEDIATELY.

Rosemarys-Baby-ultrasound

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[GIVE HAIRCUT]

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