Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 11-22-2013

Todays Headlines

50 YEARS AGO TODAY: JFK IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE?? 

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AN OFFICIAL BOOK COVER FOR THE NEW GODZILLA HAS BEEN LEAKED AND SHOWS THE GORILLA WHALE IN FULL, AND R.OT.O.R. IS PRETTY PLEASED, ALTHOUGH HIS HANDS SEEM KIND OF HUGE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: BIG HANDS, BIG HANDCUFFS THAT R.O.T.O.R. WILL HAVE TO USE TO ARREST THE BEAST FOR PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.

THE WALKING DEAD’S NORMAN REEDUS AND HIS WOMAN’S HAIRCUT MAY BE UP FOR A ROLE IN THE CROW REBOOT, IN WHICH THE CROW TAKES ON R.O.T.O.R. AND R.O.T.O.R. IS DELIGHTED THAT HE CAN KILL THE CROW OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN SPINOFFS COULD BE ON THE WAY BECAUSE SONY RECOGNIZES THE VALUE OF MONEY. ALSO LOOK FOR R.O.T.O.R. SPINOFFS “WILLARD THE NERVOUS POLICE BOT” AND “DR. CORINNE STEELE: HERMAPHRODITE BLUES.”

HERE IS THE NEW TRAILER FOR SABOTAGE, A FEATURE-LENGTH REMAKE OF THE CLASSIC BEASTIE BOYS VIDEO STARRING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AS COCHESE.

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[LET US REVISIT THAT WONDERFUL SINGING ROBOT MOUTH, SHALL WE?]

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