50 YEARS AGO TODAY: JFK IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE??
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AN OFFICIAL BOOK COVER FOR THE NEW GODZILLA HAS BEEN LEAKED AND SHOWS THE GORILLA WHALE IN FULL, AND R.OT.O.R. IS PRETTY PLEASED, ALTHOUGH HIS HANDS SEEM KIND OF HUGE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: BIG HANDS, BIG HANDCUFFS THAT R.O.T.O.R. WILL HAVE TO USE TO ARREST THE BEAST FOR PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.
THE WALKING DEAD’S NORMAN REEDUS AND HIS WOMAN’S HAIRCUT MAY BE UP FOR A ROLE IN THE CROW REBOOT, IN WHICH THE CROW TAKES ON R.O.T.O.R. AND R.O.T.O.R. IS DELIGHTED THAT HE CAN KILL THE CROW OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN SPINOFFS COULD BE ON THE WAY BECAUSE SONY RECOGNIZES THE VALUE OF MONEY. ALSO LOOK FOR R.O.T.O.R. SPINOFFS “WILLARD THE NERVOUS POLICE BOT” AND “DR. CORINNE STEELE: HERMAPHRODITE BLUES.”
HERE IS THE NEW TRAILER FOR SABOTAGE, A FEATURE-LENGTH REMAKE OF THE CLASSIC BEASTIE BOYS VIDEO STARRING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AS COCHESE.
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Hard Ticket to Home Video 
We need to get together and write a script for Nova.
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Chevy Nova?
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No – the TV show from the 70s on PBS.
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I’ve heard rumors of a live-action Carmen Sandiego movie but that was a while ago.
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Where in the world did you hear that?
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From the Chief of ACME of course. Rockapella!
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DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!!
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ACME vs VILE: Requiem
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“Teddy Ruxpin v Carmen Sandiego: The Bloodletting”
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As long as they bring back the classic PC games for that, I’m down with that.
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The Sabotage movie idea only works if all of the Beastie Boys are the stars. Sorry Arnie, but you just can’t cut the mustard.
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Well Arnold had to take over for MCA because of that whole dying thing.
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