Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 11-19-2013

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

TODAY MARKS A HISTORIC DAY, AS HOLLYWOOD IS OFFICIALLY CREATIVELY BANKRUPT. THE GOOD NEWS, OF COURSE, IS THAT THE R.O.T.O.R. SEQUEL SHOULD GET THE GREEN LIGHT VERY SOON.

LOCKE FROM LOST IS NOW RUMORED TO BE UP FOR THE LEX LUTHOR ROLE IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, BALD. SEE FIRST LINE OF ABOVE ITEM. IF R.O.T.O.R. WAS NOT ALREADY PLAYING BEN AFFLECK PLAYING BATMAN, R.O.T.O.R. WOULD JUST SHAVE R.O.T.O.R.’S HEAD AND NAIL THE ROLE. R.O.T.O.R. STILL MIGHT…

TERRY GILLIAM IS ONCE AGAIN GOING TO TRY TO MAKE HIS DON QUIXOTE MOVIE. HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THIS MOVIE SEVEN TIMES OVER MORE THAN A DECADE, WHICH IS A RECORD FOR A MOVIE THAT NO ONE WILL GO SEE.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[R.O.T.O.R. THINKS R.O.T.O.R.’S LITTLE BOY HAS HIS FIRST CRUSH! R.O.T.O.R. FOUND THIS IN T.H.O.M.A.S.’S HARD DRIVE WHILE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE HE HID R.O.T.O.R.’S KEYS]

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