LOCKE FROM LOST IS NOW RUMORED TO BE UP FOR THE LEX LUTHOR ROLE IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, BALD. SEE FIRST LINE OF ABOVE ITEM. IF R.O.T.O.R. WAS NOT ALREADY PLAYING BEN AFFLECK PLAYING BATMAN, R.O.T.O.R. WOULD JUST SHAVE R.O.T.O.R.’S HEAD AND NAIL THE ROLE. R.O.T.O.R. STILL MIGHT…
TERRY GILLIAM IS ONCE AGAIN GOING TO TRY TO MAKE HIS DON QUIXOTE MOVIE. HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THIS MOVIE SEVEN TIMES OVER MORE THAN A DECADE, WHICH IS A RECORD FOR A MOVIE THAT NO ONE WILL GO SEE.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][R.O.T.O.R. THINKS R.O.T.O.R.’S LITTLE BOY HAS HIS FIRST CRUSH! R.O.T.O.R. FOUND THIS IN T.H.O.M.A.S.’S HARD DRIVE WHILE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE HE HID R.O.T.O.R.’S KEYS]
lol, if you’re going to change anything with the sidebar then put back the guy in the weird bath time/sexy time swing from Monkey Shines. That shit was hilarious!
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I’m calling it quits on looking at your videos. FUCK.
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Hey, at least the one with the really creepy face is finally out of the sidebar.
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Oh thank you for pointing that out, I’ll have to fix it.
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lol, if you’re going to change anything with the sidebar then put back the guy in the weird bath time/sexy time swing from Monkey Shines. That shit was hilarious!
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I’ll be posting a personal review of that swing in the coming weeks.
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Well well, it looks like Christmas might come early this year after all. YES!
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The only problem is getting all of my abs in the shot.
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No shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And why exactly do we need a sequel to It’s a Wonderful Life?
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It’s going to be called, “No, Seriously Dude, Life Is Totally Wonderful.”
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From the makers of “Heaven is For Real” comes “It’s a Wonderful Life: That is if You’re Written Well”.
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