Today’s Headlines presented by Death Bed! 10-2-2013

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Good morning, everyone, Death Bed here. Hope you had a pleasant nights’ rest. I have some mediocre film news to bring you that hopefully won’t put you to sleep.

Apparently they are forging ahead with another Narnia movie despite the last 2 making people fall asleep faster than Ambien. Frankly, I was not even aware there was a third Narnia film.

The producers of the next installment of Friday the 13th want to utilize the “found footage” gimmick that has been slowly dying like a very hefty man dissolving whole in my acidic bed belly.

Kathleen Kennedy and George Lucas have recently had a lunch meeting with Oscar-winning actor Daniel Day-Lewis which has led to speculation that he might be involved with the new Star Wars franchise. I’d like to see Mr. Day-Lewis method act his way around those movies. But speaking of lunch, Death Bed, must go now and have a quick bite.

[Death Bed really enjoys the Colonel’s 11 herbs and spices!]

 

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