JOSH BROLIN MAY BE THE FRONTRUNNER TO PLAY BATMAN IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN. OR, IT COULD BE RYAN GOSLING. IT IS RUMORED THEY WANT AN OLD, GRIZZLED BATMAN, WHICH RYAN GOSLING TOTALLY IS. EVEN R.O.T.O.R.’S SPACE-AGE CIRCUITRY CANNOT COMPUTE THAT ONE. R.O.T.O.R. IS BEING CALLED CONTSANTLY TO PLAY BRAINIAC, BUT R.O.T.O.R. MAY TAKE THE YEAR OFF AND SPEND SOME TIME IN ARUBA. R.O.T.O.R. HAS NEVER EXECUTED ANYONE THERE, IT WOULD BE AN INTERESTING CHANGE OF PACE.
[HUH, GUESS THAT IS PRETTY MUCH IT FOR TODAY. END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] [BEGIN PROMO FOR NEW PILOT “CSI: R.O.T.O.R.”]
IT APPEARS AS IF THAT ELDERLY GENTLEMAN IS CAUSING A PUBLIC DISTURBANCE BY YELLING AT HIS DOG. TIME FOR R.O.T.O.R. TO…
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Hopefully the villain in the new Superman movie is Mr. Mxtxtlpyxtlyxcxxxtlyyxccp
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Or Mr. Furley.
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Mr. Furley would destroy Batman & Superman. It wouldn’t be fair.
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I used to be an adventurer like you, until ROTOR blew out my knee.
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You’re lucky that’s all that happened. He must’ve been low on battery power.
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R.O.T.O.R. is retiring to Aruba? Can’t handle the workload? Time for R.O.T.O.R. V2.
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Hey he was activated 25 years too early, give him a break.
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