Haiku Review: Lord of the Rings Trilogy

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Destroy the One Ring!
Before Sauron can get it!
Why are we walking?

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Frodo and Sam split
Gollum probably smells bad
Pissed off talking trees

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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

What a great ending!
That ending was awesome, too!
There’s another one…

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11 thoughts on “Haiku Review: Lord of the Rings Trilogy

  1. I’ve never thought about that – Gollum probably is pretty stinky.

    Do you think Peter Dinklage is stinky? He was on Saturday Night Live the other night and looked smelly.

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