The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Destroy the One Ring!
Before Sauron can get it!
Why are we walking?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Frodo and Sam split
Gollum probably smells bad
Pissed off talking trees
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
What a great ending!
That ending was awesome, too!
There’s another one…
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I’ve never thought about that – Gollum probably is pretty stinky.
Do you think Peter Dinklage is stinky? He was on Saturday Night Live the other night and looked smelly.
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I’ve smelled him in person, his hygiene comes up a little short.
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The Return of the King had 6 endings, can’t watch the film past that battle ending anymore haha 😀
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Every review should be like that, would save everyone time reading each others work
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From here on all reviews on WordPress shall be 17 words or less.
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Ha ha! Very clever!
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those cracked me up, that extended blu-ray is amazing if you ever get a chance to watch it, don’t pass it up.
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Thanks! I don’t know man, “extended” is one thing these movies don’t need to be.
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I would normally agree but they added hours of more footage of battles and what not I thought it was great. Especially at home where you can pause and use the bathroom or make some lunch 😉
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Haiku review is one of the greatest ideas I have ever seen / read. 😉
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Thanks! I feel the same way.
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