RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES: Apparently due to ex-cop cop killer scumbag Christopher Dorner’s charred body being found in a burned cabin in California, we received a large number of hits for the search term “body in burned cabin,” which led people to our review of the great underrated movie The Burning. So in our ongoing quest to remain as relevant as possible, here’s that review reblogified!
The Burning (1981)
What’s it About: Some campers at Camp Crystal La…. I mean, Camp Blackwood decide to teach the caretaker, Cropsey, a lesson for some reason by pulling the timeless prank of putting a rotting skull with flaming eyes in his cabin. Of course, the caretaker freaks out and knocks the skull onto his bed, which apparently has sheets made of matches, setting his legs on fire. Then wouldn’t you know it, he knocks over a can of gasoline onto his flaming legs, and PLOOM! his whole body goes up. So all in all, the prank was a success.
Five years later, Cropsey is released from the hospital as a voice-over of several doctors explains how screwed he is. So naturally, the first thing he does is kill a hooker. That brings my Schlocktoberfest “Movies with a Disgusting Hooker In Them” count up to 3.
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