1993 Movie Preview!


By special guest writer Heather Fanipac!

Happy New Year, 1993!! I’ll look back fondly on 1992 as a pretty strong movie year, with the likes of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Sister Act, Lethal Weapon 3, Batman Returns, Wayne’s World, The Mighty Ducks, Encino Man, Captain Ron, Freejack, Bebe’s Kids and 3 Ninjas. And 1993 doesn’t look like it will disappoint! Let’s take a look at the most anticipated movies in the coming year:


Mrs. Doubtfire: Fresh off of his amazing voice work in Aladdin, it’s… Robin Williams in drag? Sign me up, please! I’m laughing already! If Dustin Hoffman can do it, why not Mork? You couldn’t DRAG me away from this!

Mrs Doubtfire

Demolition Man: Stallone is back!! Admittedly, he just went through a rough couple of years with Rocky V, Oscar and Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!, but it looks like he’s coming back into form with Demolition Man, a return to his rock ’em, sock ’em action roots! Also starring the incomparable Wesley Snipes, rising star Sandy Bullock and funnyman Rob Schneider!

Groundhog Day: I’m not so sure about this one. Still waiting to see some previews, and I’m a big Andie McDowell fan so I have faith, but I just don’t see how this holiday can be turned into a full-length movie. Surprise me, Hollywood!

The Fugitive: Harrison Ford stars in the big-screen adaptation of the television show of the same title. An unusual move by Ford, who is possibly looking to give his career a kick in the pants by making the jump to the small screen. Good luck, Harrison!

The Fugitive

The Beverly Hillbillies: Now THIS is a big-screen adaptation! A much more popular show than The Fugitive, which should translate into bigger box office receipts and more critical praise, as well. Yee, doggies!

Dennis the Menace: See above!

Wayne’s World 2: Twice the fun! Keep the laughs rolling, guys! SCHWING!!


Coneheads: Movies made from Saturday Night Live sketches are ROLLING right now, and what better way to keep that going than a big-screen adaptation of America’s favorite alien family? Take me to your leader? No, take me to the theater!

Cop and a Half: The cop: Mr. Burt Reynolds himself! The half: An adorable little boy who seems to be a real spitfire! Mark it down, this will be the highest-grossing comedy of the year… and maybe the decade! You heard it here first!

Super Mario Bros.: Video games are very popular with the kids these days, with the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis battling it out for their attention spans. So it makes total sense to make an action-packed movie out of the most popular game ever! Super Mario Bros. has sold millions of copies, and if even half of the kids who played the game go see the movie, we’re talking SUPER box office! Could very well be the top moneymaker of the year, folks!


Weekend at Bernie’s II: Unlike Bernie’s corpse, there’s no way this one can stink!

Jurassic Park: I like Steven Spielberg and all, but Hook didn’t exactly hook audiences, and he also has another, much more serious film coming out later this year called Schindler’s List, so I just don’t think we’re going to see his full effort up there on the screen. And I’m VERY concerned about rumors that he’s using some kind of computer technology to cartoon the dinosaurs. Do we really want to see Super Nintendo graphics in a movie with live actors? I just don’t see it working. For my money, the dinosaur movie worth seeing this year is Carnosaur, which is using good old-fashioned puppetry and starring Diane Ladd and Clint Howard.

Last Action Hero: Finally, we come to THE most anticipated movie of 1993. It’s an Ahnuld movie, what else do you need to know?! The Austrian action hero simply can’t miss, and this one looks to have it all: guns, explosions, biceps and babes! And the story itself is fascinating, Action Arnie gets pulled out of the movie world and into the real world, with wacky and explosive results! I obviously don’t need to tell you this, since EVERYONE is going to go see it anyway, but don’t miss it! And after you see it once, you’re sure to say, “I’ll be back!”

Last Action Hero

Also watch for:

  • Free Willy – Looks like a whale of a good time!
  • Beethoven’s 2nd – Music to this dog-lover’s ears!
  • Addams Family Values – More madcap misbehavior from your favorite frightful family!
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III – Looks like a shell of a good time!
  • Hocus Pocus – Which witch will cast a spell of laughter on you?
  • Hot Shots! Part Deux – Hmm, I think this is a foreign remake of the original Hot Shots, and I don’t care for subtitles.
  • Son-in-Law – Pauly Shore? Pauly MORE!!
  • Sidekicks – Chuck Norris and teenage dreamboat Jonathan Brandis kick up some action and laughs!
  • So I Married an Axe Murderer – Mike Meyers slays us!
  • Who’s the Man? – You BOTH are, Ed Lover and Dr. Dre!
  • RoboCop 3 – This series just keeps getting better and better!
  • Look Who’s Talking Now – All of the nonstop hilarity of the previous Look Who’s Talking films, now with DOGS! Out of this series, this one looks like it could be best in show!
  • Mr. Nanny – While it may not get the attention of Mrs. Doubtfire, WWF Superstar Hulk Hogan is sure to serve up laughs in this comedic romp. Imagine, a nanny that size!
  • Father Hood – Patrick Swayze shouldn’t need to sway audiences too much to go see his latest picture!
  • Airborne – Looks radical to the MAX!!
  • Fit to Kill – The latest movie from Andy Sidaris looks to be his breakout hit! Starring Dona Spier, Roberta Vasquez, Penthouse Pet Julie Strain, Bruce Penhall, Rodrigo Obregon, and R.J. Moore as Kane! With Ava Cadell, Drive-In Movie Critic’s “Breast Actress of the Year”!

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7 thoughts on “1993 Movie Preview!

  1. EPIC!!

    I can’t til it’s 2024 and Fanipac writes: I can’t EVEN wait for 2012’s House at the End of the Street!!! It’s OMG Jenny Lawrence’s CRA CRA follow up to The Hunger Games!! It’s going to be – wait for it – wait for it – L-E-G-E-N-D-A-R-Y!!!


  2. Yes, I am the only person who likes Last Action Hero. I have watched it easily 30 times. I also liked So I married and axe murderer (Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes,) and TMNT 3. Cliffhanger was the movie that year where I remember being in the theater and just waiting for the pain to end.


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