It’s that time of year again—Schlocktoberfest is here again! It’s 31 more days of horror and gore, tricks and treats and smelly feet, shower scenes and Halloween, nightmares and monster scares, satanic chants and peeing your pants, goblins and ghosts and everything gross. Be there or be scared!
To get yourself ready, read every frightening yet hilarious word of last year’s Schlocktoberfest here. Then go tell sit around a campfire with the rest of the internet and tell them the tale!
Yay!
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Haha, LOVED this post! You, my friend, are a poet. Looking forward to Schlocktoberfest II.
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Thanks! First post went up today. Collect ’em all!
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This should be good fun! I hope I get to pee my pants!! There’s nothing more fun than that!!!
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aaaaaaaaaahhhhh warmth!!
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