Friday the 13th – Vengeance 2: Bloodlines

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*Spoilers Throughout*

What’s This About: Continuing where Vengeance left off, Jason’s still in the woods, Elias Voorhees (Jason’s papa) is still looking for him and The Jarvis girls are still looking for their papa Tommy. Maybe the title should be Friday the 13th: Search Party.

Here are some of my observations as I watched the film:

• There are 3 production company bumpers before the film starts. Are you telling me that these fan-made flicks are getting bigger and also now corroborating together to make them? And these bumpers and logos were animated like a professional movie. This is getting out of hand.
• Isn’t the Friday the 13th franchise still in legal limbo over the rights? And how again, are all these fan-made flicks legally getting made? I can’t even post a video on YouTube that has 5 seconds of copyrighted music before getting flagged.
• Elias and Jason. Together again.
• Elias tells Jason that he raised him. I think he means raised from the dead.
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Decent flashback footage of young Jason being mentored by his dad after the events of Part 1. Decent make-up on young Jason’s malformed face as well.
• Surprised Elias didn’t criticize Jason for the hockey mask instead of the potato sack he gave him for Part II. Only sissy serial killers wear sports equipment as masks sonny boy!

• Decent number of scenes with Angelica wearing just her underwear.
• So this flick takes place right after the events of Vengeance. Cops are still investigating and apparently the morgue is still busy identifying the 40+ bodies.
• Hey it’s the town drunk Louie! Hahahaha. The coroner says he’s 100 proof!
• I believe that’s a post mortem stiffy he’s sporting.
• Always nice to see Darcy the Mail Girl and her perfect pair again. However, she’s dead lying on a slab with a nasty torso scar, so fair warning.
• Two killers?! TWO?!?!
• Alrighty. Well, um, the coroners have cut off Louie’s gigantic penis and explaining to the deputy that he was an organ donor and it is going to a penis museum in Iceland. This is the second severed dick in these F13 fan made flicks so far.

• Somehow the dialogue got worse from the last one.
• Ashley is still obsessed with finding her lost dad, Tommy Jarvis. Did she ever think that maybe he wants to left alone? Maybe it’s you, Ashley, that he’s running from.
• More random young people enter Crystal Lake and the one guy in charge tells them there’s been an algae bloom and not to drink any water except bottled water. Will this even matter at all in this movie? [Editor’s Note: nope]
• These people are searching for Ashley, who I could’ve sworn was still at her house a few scenes ago. So not sure why/how there’s a posse out looking for her.
• One of the dudes asks what should they do if they encounter “the guy” and someone corrects him by saying there are two “guys” and the main guy in charge says that the guys are not on their radar. This guy is a regular survivor man ain’t he?
• Ugh. The NJ license plate was THX 138.
• How is Ashley going to find her dad sitting in a cabin in the woods looking at a campsite map and saying out loud: “Where are you?”
• Tarantula attack!
• And as she tries to get the spider off her she slams her hand down on a coke bottle and fucks up her hand. And then something else comically falls on her as she tries to move and then again something moves. Is this supposed to be a comedy?
• The posse are searching for Ashley at night and they are all together walking and screaming “Ashley!” Maybe split up in smaller groups or something to cover more ground perhaps? I mean, I know Jason and Elias are out there but the main guy already said they shouldn’t give a shit about them.
• They find the cabin Ashley was squatting in but now she’s gone.
• Why is there a mannequin there?! Did Ashley bring that or was it already there? Both don’t make sense.
• “This place gives me the creeps!” Really movie, this is the dialogue you’re going with? Is the other girl (the nerdy looking one with the glasses) going to say “Jinkies!” soon?
• I just realized that this is the longest fan-made feature I’m watching this month at 107 minutes. I’m gonna need a few Crazy Ralph’s to get me to reconsider watching and review this one.

• First a tarantula and now a snake! Even Ashley sarcastically asks if this is a zoo.
• The chubby and goofy posse member just called the tough chick “Combat Boot Barbie” and that’s all I will ever use to refer to her from now on. Which will probably be just 4 more minutes.
• They called the guy in charge Majors. Is that his rank or his name? And if it’s his name is that his first or last name?
• All this gung-ho faux-military shit is getting on my nerves. These idiots wouldn’t survive 2 days in basic training.
• OK. Enough of this dumb dialogue. It’s fucking abysmally bad.
• Todd the goofy chubby guy brought a machete! I don’t think Jason even needs a new one but nice of Todd to add to his supply.
• It looks like Todd might die first but then he hears the 2 chicks in the distance and decides to peep on them as they’re going to the bathroom. He even questions out loud to himself why he has this bathroom fetish. Christ, I need another beer to get through this. Anyone need another beer? I’m buying.
• Jason’s ax wielding skills take care of any therapy Todd might need. The film has upped the ante on the gore effects. So that’s something. Kill Count: 1

• This film might actually show some bloodlust restraint in comparison to the previous one since it’s taken them over 20 minutes for the first kill.
• The other fella (Coleman I think is his name) finds the same overturned canoe on the ground that Robert hid under before Jason attacked him. In my review for Vengeance I said that we never actually saw Robert’s death since he was under the canoe and I incorrectly guessed that he would return by the end of the flick. Nope. He was dead this whole time and the cops never found him.

• Coleman, radios to Majors about finding the dead body and within seconds gets a nice sharp shiny ax to his belly which Jason hacks do nicely that his intestines spill onto the ground. Yum. Kill Count: 2
• Majors initial plan of ignoring Jason have failed him. He’s got like 10 seconds to nurse that incredibly bad compound fracture to his wrist before Jason turn his head into stew.
• Jason uses the campfire to roast his balls instead. Nice. Kill Count: 3
• As the two girls of the posse discover the scene, Jason accidentally catches fire in the most bad-ass way possible, fire slowly burning off as he stalks the chicks.

• Combat Boot Barbie somehow gets nabbed by Jason who teleported to behind that tree in front of her. I hate it when that happens. Anyway Jason plunges a pick ax into a nearby tree and then slowly plunges Combat Boot Barbie’s head into it. Kill Count: 4
• Ashley comes to the posse’s camp site and discovers a major problem. The problem being Majors burning alive.
• The nerdy girl gets the pick ax to the belly and Jason finishes the job by ripping her stomach open and then striking her again with the machete. Kill Count: 5
• Hard cut to the deputy at his desk cutting a donut in half. Hee-larious!
• More bodies?! MORE?! Is anyone still alive in this town?
• Ashley is fine everyone. Not sure if the guilt of causing the death of the posse looking for her will weigh on her conscious or not though. What I am thinking, Gen Z has no conscious.
• Can’t have a F13 flick where the local cops are skeptical of Jason being the serial killer.
• The cops are forcing Ashley and Angelica to go to therapy. Not sure if that’s legal or not.
• Two new rednecks to root for. Played by Tom McLoughlin (reprising his gravedigger role from the first Vengeance) and Rob Mello who played the killer in those Happy Death Day movies. Their banter is actually quite entertaining. Tom is complaining about his arthritis in his hand and when it flares up coincidentally bad things happen and Rob says that’s an oracle, Tom thinks he said orifice. Then Rob tells him to stop jerking off. My description doesn’t do the comedy justice.

• Checking in with Elias and he seems to be in the midst of studying his occult books in some dilapidated shack hearing the voice of Pamela Voorhees. Typical Tuesday afternoon stuff.
• So now it’s the next day and by some ultra-miracle Ashley is in therapy. Getting an appointment opening on the same day is harder to believe than a serial killer who can’t die.
• The rednecks are back and they’re playing Go Fish…for money.
• Hahaha. Tom’s dog’s name is Cujo and it’s the cutest Chihuahua ever.
• I kinda feel bad for Tom McLoughlin. He made a bunch of movies back in the day and even made arguably the most entertaining F13 movie and now he’s doing cameos in fan-made F13 features that are only available for free on YouTube.
• Elias is in cahoots with the rednecks and Elias is demanding to know where Tommy Jarvis is. He then cuts Tom McLoughlin’s finger off and makes a mark on a map and tells him to kidnap Ashley and Angelica and to bring them to that point on the map. Ya know with modern GPS technology, this would be unnecessary.
• Walt (Tom McLoughlin) is driving around town in Tommy Jarvis’ truck. When Ashley notices the truck and approaches it walking out of therapy, he kidnaps her. But he dropped a map that Elias gave him and apparently the point Elias wants them at is Higgins Haven. DRINK!
• More coroner stuff. They are remarking how incredible it is that someone had the strength to rip apart someone’s skull with their bare hands. Cool part is, they show the flashback that we never saw in the first Vengeance where the last inmate was killed by Jason. And it’s a nice graphic kill of Jason literally ripping his skull in half and then tearing out the fella’s brains.

• Wait, the cops also put on an ankle bracelet on Ashley? That’s ridiculous.
• Elias is interrogating Ashley but he really needs Angelica. Not sure if he needs both Jarvis girls and Tommy or what exactly.
• And why would Ashley know where Angelica is? Before she was kidnapped from the therapy office, Angelica was waiting to pick her up in the parking lot. From this point onward Ashley wouldn’t know shit about anyone’s whereabouts.
• Wait a minute. This new girl Nikki is the same Nikki from Part VI (same actress) who had the non-nude sex scene in the RV. Apparently they retconned her to still be alive. Can’t have a F13 fan made movie without roping some poor actor who’s career was over decades ago to reprise a thankless role most casual fans would need a refresher to even recognize.
• It would be equally hilarious and sad if she shows her tits in this movie.
• Hahahaha. I just noticed she’s in a RV for a Bachelorette party. Suffice to say, she’s had some work done on her face.
• Some more local yokels waiting for the road to reopen. In one car, out comes some hotties who ask some traffic cop questions regarding the road closure. She tries to flirt with the cop by saying “I’m really good at breaking the law. Know what I mean?” Actually no, he doesn’t know what you mean because what sexual act is illegal that shouldn’t be or fun to do?
• I think Mötley Crüe are also stuck in this road block. Not Mötley Crüe then, but Mötley Crüe in 2023.

• I don’t know if I mentioned this when I discussed the first Vengeance but Elias was played in both of these by CJ Graham who was Jason in Part VI. One of the younger girls in the RV is worried that they’ll be late thus missing out on getting her CJ Graham Chippendales poster signed. Huh. Learned something new today.
• I’m just not sure if the gag is she is meeting modern day older CJ Graham to sign his poster or if it’s just a hot stud with the same name. Wait. Are there even Chippendales anymore?

• My enthusiasm for this movie is crashing down before my very eyes as this road block scene is dragging on and on with all these women bugging the cops to let them through. Angelica is pleading with this one deputy because her sister has been kidnapped. One of front cars just says fuck it and goes through he road block all while Jason is in the woods watching. Shocked he doesn’t take this opportunity to slaughter dozens of more victims in one fell swoop. Maybe he’s tired. Like me.
• IT’S A TRAP!
• But what if it isn’t.
• Oh Jason does attack the road block. Good boy. Strategically goes for the two deputies. Kill Count: 7
• A Wilhelm Scream? In a F13 flick?
• That victim just dropped a whole case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Did they sponsor this movie? Kill Count: 8
• It’s hilarious that in the midst of the carnage and chaos there are PBR cans rolling around now.
• Yeah those two cops are not going to make it I can tell you right now.
• Jason kills another hapless victim by ripping out her guts then uses those guts to strangle another poor soul. Fucking. Awe…SOME. Kill Count: 10

• Maggie May? You stole my heart and that’s what really hurts!
• I know a few minutes back I was getting bored but Cromdamned this movie just won me back tenfold. One of the girls on the RV goes out to investigate the outside commotion and Jason rips her leg off as if it was a chicken wing, twisting it a few times to release the cartilage from the hip joint. Kill Count: 11
• I gotta say, I’m very impressed in how this film looks better and its tone is less serious from the previous feature. They are trying to make this more of a black comedy and in most cases it’s working.
• All my criticisms I mentioned pervious to this slaughter scene, I retract!
• He then goes into the RV to finish off the rest of the bachelorette party. Kill Count: 13
• Members of Mötley Crüe are next. Dime-store Tommy Lee plunges one of his drumsticks into Jason’s eye but he just pulls it right back out.
• Discount Mick Mars get bludgeoned by his guitar. Kill Count: 14
• Hahahahaha. It didn’t register to me before but the bassist of the group was getting made fun of for literally having Tourette’s Syndrome and while they are hiding away from Jason, he can’t hold it in and less out a squeal revealing the rest of the band hiding with him. Kill Count: 16
• “Oh shit! He’s back!” (the Man Behind the Mask?) Nice that they gave that line to Nikki.
• Jason kills another rando with a stop sign on his way over to Maggie May and people tending to her earlier wounds. Kill Count: 17
• He then throws the stop sign a few yards and it impales Maggie May. Oh, Maggie, I wished I’d never seen your face. Kill Count: 18
• Courtney (Angelica’s friend), Nikki and 2 other ladies stupidly get in a car that is boxed in and they are frustrated that they can’t drive it anywhere. Dopes. Anyway, discount Tommy Lee tries to also get in the car but then Jason arrives.
• Child-safety locks? That’s the only explanation for these bimbos being trapped in the back seat of a sedan.
• In what I assume is another attempt at humor, Tommy Lee throws his jacket at Jason to distract him and he runs off leaving Nikki and her friend in the car for Jason to attack. Tommy Lee goes over to Courtney and another girl and asks “Where are your friends?” They scream in his face that they’re still in the car and he looks annoyed that he has to go back and save them.
• It’s OK, he opened the car door on the opposite side of Jason and they managed to escape unharmed.
• But don’t worry, Jason grabs another rando and squashes her head between another car’s front doors. Kill Count: 19
• OK, I must’ve missed the part where Angelica got wounded and needs assistance getting up. I know she’s still recovering from her belly trauma from last movie so maybe this is some odd way of tying her to Jason, like when he’s near her, her wound flares up? Kinda dumb but that’s the only explanation for her being hurt here.
• Man, Tom McLaughlin sure is getting a lot of screen time in this flick.
• Never seen a slop sink in a shack have a garbage disposal but here we are watching McLaughlin’s hand get pulverized by Elias.
• Tom Mello tries to help out his buddy but Elias breaks a mortuary plaque (Jason’s by the way) over his head. Kill Count: 20, good and plenty!
• Nikki is still complaining about the RV and her luck with them.
• Yeah, it’s amazing that Nikki survived that Jason attack back in 1986. Miraculous even.
• Crazy Ralph, do you have anything to add?

• So now we have about a dozen new victims (the survivors of the road block massacre) for Jason wandering the woods at night.
• Not 30 seconds after insulting the guys about being pussies, the chick who said she’s good at breaking the law just got slaughtered on a tree by Jason. Kill Count: 21, nice and fun!
• Nikki is still complaining about the road block!
• Obligatory Jason legend in 3….2….
• Haddonfield?
• Jason nabbed another hot chick (Courtney I think) and rips open her back from the top of her neck down. Odd maneuver but I’ll allow it. Kill Count: 22, where the hell is the corkscrew?!
• Tommy Lee blames himself for Courtney’s death. So do I.
• Some real raw human emotion happening right now with Angelica crying over Courtney’s demise.
• But then thru the corrugated steel walls, Jason’s machete impales Tommy Lee’s face, ruining this tender oscar-worthy moment. Kill Count: 23, fun and fancy free!
• The main deputy from the beginning, Forster, is with the girls in the shed and is trying to call for back-up and firing wildly at the wall hoping to do something in this movie.
• Jason with a sickle! SICK!
• Welp, Forster is a goner. Kill Count: 24, give me some more!
• Nikki decides that enough’s enough and attacks Jason before she’s tossed violently aside (not sure if she’s dead).
• For some reason, Jason is struggling in slaughtering these girls as they try (oh, they’re trying so hard) to get out of the shed via window. Maybe he’s tired or feels bad for them.
• One girl also attempts to attack Jason with not so spectacular results and gets her head literally crushed. She could’ve escaped through the shed door and helped the other girls get through the window but nope. Kill Count: 25, you get a prize!
• This isn’t some small bathroom sized window either, but a normal 30×30 window that most adults could easily pass through.
• Another girl gets her heart punched out of her chest as Angelica helplessly watches. Kill Count: 26, get your fix.
• Yup. Nikki is still alive for all those Darcy DeMoss fans out there. But let’s see if she makes it out of this shed alive.
• In a wild twist of fate, Nikki becomes Black Widow and is kicking Jason’s ass for a bit. But he bests her and semi-hangs her with a rope. He then finishes her off by taking the sickle and slices her in half, with her lower torso and spilling guts falling on the ground. Kill Count: 27, high as heaven.

• McLoughlin brought the corpses of some of the people killed in the first movie to Elias. I’m pretty sure Elias has done jack shit in this whole movie except torment and boss McLoughlin around.
• Some unnecessary tension as Angelica’s jacket is caught on a post while Jason watches her. But after a moment she frees herself. Whew.
• Now we have a little cat-and-mouse game with her hiding in and around and under a cart while Jason looks for her.
• Now more playing peek-a-boo in what looks like a warehouse. A warehouse out by Crystal Lake?
• Huh? Forster’s still alive? And has the strength enough to help Angelica escape the warehouse?! Kill Count back to 26.
• Hahahaha. Some random fella (not sure if he’s police or part of the coroners office) tells another coroner (why are the coroners main characters in this movie?) that this victim (I believe it’s Courtney with the back flaying) is fresh. She asks him how fresh and he says “Let’s put it this way, if the killer had farted we’d still be smelling his shit.” She retorts, “Silent but deadly?” And as she finishes her dumb joke her ringtone is the Roger Daltrey scream at the end of Won’t Get Fooled Again used by the CSI shows.

• These fan-made flicks need to calm down with the foley sound effects, it’s a wee bit too much in my opinion.
• More random victims living in a shack the woods. Oh wait, we met these stoners at the road block, they were the ones who ran past the blockade. Which is funny now seeing that they could’ve walked to their shack from the blockade and not cause trouble driving through it earlier.
• Forster attempts to lay a trap for Jason with a bear trap outside the shack but you know what they say: Man Plans, Jason Laughs.
• Hahahahaha. Angelica goes to open a door to escape and the door knob just pulls right out. Comedy gold!
• Random stoner. Stabbed. Kill Count 27
• Another stoner shoots Jason with a bow and arrow but Jason don’t give a fuck. Kill Count: 28, feeling great!
• Another stoner starts up his chainsaw but not in time to save another random stoner as Jason melds her face with a glass table. Kill Count: 29, feeling fine.
• Jason teaches the last stoner the finer points of lumberjacking and slices his face off. Kill Count 30, feeling dirty!

• Forster and Angelica escape the stoner shack because Jason couldn’t hack open the door with no knob fast enough. Doesn’t Jason usually just run through doors anyway?
• Apparently, McLoughlin states that he’s related to the old gravedigger from Part VI. You know, the old fart-head one.
• To no one’s shock, McLoughlin meets up with a mysterious figure (Tommy Jarvis of course but we never see his face) and says that he brought him the original pole (part of the steel fence at the cemetery) that brought Jason back to life when Tommy impaled the buried Jason with it and it struck lightning. Kinda weird making that a magical artifact that could be crucial to stopping Jason once and for all. (at least it’s better than a random magical dagger)
• Forster and Angelica find Ashley and Angelica notices the runes written all over the walls and Angelica explains from Robert’s old research book to them what they mean. No one seems disturbed by Pamela’s head lying on the shrine behind them.
• So the main plot here is Elias needs to use the Jarvis girls to bring back Pamela to life. That’s his main goal. It’s all for love and family. Not sure why the Jarvis girls matter other than their dad killed Jason twice.
• Elias enters the shack and fights the girls and Forster. I’d go into greater detail but it’s not that exciting to describe. Plus Jason enters and has trouble fighting Angelica for some dumb reason.
• Jason’s about to kill Angelica but is distracted by Ashley throwing a skull at Jason’s head. I’m still not sure what this fight scene is getting to.
• Anyway, I was wrong about Angelica’s wound being tied to Jason as it has not come up this whole time since and the only reason I’m bringing it up now is Jason grabs her wound to easily harm her (with her shirt on it’s covered and don’t tell me he remembers slicing her there from the last movie).
• Forster loses his battle with Elias and has his head crushed with a large wooden crucifix! Kill Count: 31, almost done.
• For some dumb reason Elias has to remind Jason to kill Angelica. And even dumber is Jason hesitates for a hot second before throwing her down on his mother’s shrine, causing serious harm to her skull (again, not sure if she’s dead and I’d wager that her being that close to Pamela’s head might do something wacky later)
• Now Elias is pleading with Jason to kill Ashley, something he shouldn’t have to be told to do. But maybe he hates his dad more than he loves killing people.
• Yup, Tommy Jarvis is played (yet again) by Thom Mathews! Who enters the shack, cocks his shotgun and growls in his gruff voice: “Hey! Leave my girls alone!” Yeah, that’ll show him Tommy!

• Tommy stops Jason in his tracks with 3 shotgun blasts to the face and chest. And of course Tommy struggles with his fight with Elias. But after a few moments he quickly gets the upper hand and puts Elias down.
• Jason is unmasked. And looking swell. Not a day over 140.
• At this point, both Elias and Jason are flanking Tommy and all hope seems lost until Ashley grabs Pamela’s head and threatens to shot it with the shotgun.
• Angelica comes to as everyone is in standstill.
• They should’ve gotten Nick Nolte to play Elias the more I think about it.
• Jason just wants to protect his mama(’s head) and is too concerned about that and the Jarvis flee the shack.
• Jason’s got his potato sack mask on again. Sweet!
• Elias again expresses his disappointment with Jason. Jason then attacks him and rips Elias’ heart out of is chest and then squashes the heart on the wall. Kill Count: 32, Electric Boogaloo!
• Nice. Tommy finally calls Jason Maggot-Head. Was waiting for that.
• Okay some of this is interesting. Jason throws Tommy down on the ground and this triggers his memory to seeing Jason as he did back in 1986 with Tommy also wearing his old clothes from that movie as well. Not sure for what purpose this serves other than nostalgia but let’s continue. Even the music cues are exactly the same from 1986. Kinda sweet actually.

• I seem to recall that Tommy got that fence pole for a specific reason from McLaughlin earlier. Did he forget to use that? I saw him bring it with him to the shack and put it down. I’m assuming Ashley will be the final girl who finally impales him with it and kills-kills him?
• Tommy shoots Jason a few times with a gun before shooting him in the face which puts Jason down for a few seconds. Angelica then runs over Jason with the car and gets out and goes ape shit on him.
• Ashley destroys Pamela’s head in the shack then runs out with the fence post as I predicted she would.
• But she gives it to Tommy who says “Remember this?!” (Why would he, it’s just a random fence pole that happened to be in his chest when lightning struck) and impales him just as lightning strikes the pole again and Jason’s dead-dead again? That’s it? (Most likely not)
• Tommy is now eulogizing the sheriff who died in the previous movie? That’s odd as Tommy always has issues with authority.
• Again, they bury Jason’s corpse in the ground next to his mother’s grave on the camp grounds! WHY?!
• Is that the same hockey mask from Part V’s VHS box art? Ashley says it was dad’s. Strange easter egg.

• And why would you place that on Jason’s grave?!
• Possible sequel tease. Not sure.
• Credits state: “Special appearance by the man, the myth, the legend Thom Mathews as Tommy Jarvis” Look I love Thom Mathews as much as the next F13 fan and glad he loves his character so much he’s made 4 or more fan-made flicks reprising his role but not sure about that kind of praise for the has-been.
• And what about C.J. Graham’s praise? He was a Chippendale for chrissakes!

• Extended credits featuring character movie shots for characters that lasted 3 minutes tops in the flick.
• Some random BTS footage as the credits roll. Nice idea actually, at least its something to watch as you read who the “Fog Masters” and Best Grips are. Marvel movies should do this while we’re waiting the 10 minutes for the end of credits scene.

Kill Count: 32

T&A Count: Just Angelica in her skivvies.

Best Kill: So many great ones to choose from but for my money, the one to beat is Jason using the lower intestine of one victim to strangle another victim.

Final Thoughts: I really thought the creators/writers of the first Vengeance movie made/produced this sequel but it’s different guys but regardless, both teams did a bang-up job with their respective F13 fan-made flicks. (so now we have fan-made F13 sequels of other F13 fan-made flicks—this is spirally out of control that Paramount wishes they had) I honestly think Bloodlines is a tad better because its more fun to watch and having the Thom Matthews cameo helps a lot. But it was also campier and at times didn’t take itself too seriously. I did have trouble with the first half or so with the shitty dialogue and questionable plot-points but by the time the roadblock massacre happened, the film turned itself around and become way more enjoyable. I highly recommend both Vengeances to even a casual F13 fan. To be perfectly honest, in a way, I probably prefer to watch the better fan-made ones than anything from Part VII on. It’s too bad that the Never Hike Alone movies and these Vengeance movies don’t live in the same universe despite having Thom Mathews involved. But with metaverses and alternate timelines all the rage these days with IPs, one can easily fit them side-by-side in the F13 universe. 

Score: 8 Chippendales (out of 10)

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