Haiku Review: Batman (the Burton/Schumacher years)

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Batman (1989)

Man dresses like bat
to beat up hairier men
as per his fetish
Batman swinging

 

Batman Returns (1992)

Now the bat man must
bed woman dressed as cat and
penguin dressed as man
catwoman-licking

 

Batman Forever (1995)

Riddle time: Who fights
two-faced man and loves orphaned
circus boy?: bat man
batrid2

 

Batman & Robin (1997)

Bat man and bird boy
take on ice Nazi, plant princess, and
mute brute. We all lose

 

Batman Robin suit

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