Haiku Review: Batman (the Burton/Schumacher years)



Batman (1989)

Man dresses like bat
to beat up hairier men
as per his fetish
Batman swinging


Batman Returns (1992)

Now the bat man must
bed woman dressed as cat and
penguin dressed as man


Batman Forever (1995)

Riddle time: Who fights
two-faced man and loves orphaned
circus boy?: bat man


Batman & Robin (1997)

Bat man and bird boy
take on ice Nazi, plant princess, and
mute brute. We all lose


Batman Robin suit

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