Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

New on Blu-ray and DVD today is Mad Max: Fury Road, the story of a man named Max who is upset that the county is buying up the land around his home to put in a super highway but Max has lived on that land all his life and his family has lived on it for generations since Puritan times and he’ll be damned if he sells to that money-grubbing son of a bitch Important Joe so he sabotages the efforts of the road crew by setting a series of traps for their machines most of them involving glue but not all of them and the road crew becomes increasingly scared because Max has made them believe that a ghost has haunted their progress so they all run away and Max thinks he’s won but Important Joe comes and doesn’t fall for Max’s shenanigans and starts paving the road himself and this makes Max furious and perhaps even mad so he tells Important Joe to back off and Important Joe says, “Ok ok, I didn’t know how important this was to you” and he stops construction and they have a beer and find out that they’re really brothers and that this is Important Joe’s family land too and a single tear rolls down Important Joe’s cheek because he never realized how important family was and Max cheers up.

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