Finally, after months of voting, we’ve arrived at the Shakma Sixteen! We’re considering starting to count the votes for this round, so, vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for these groups ends March 29!) In case you missed it yesterday:
Hans Landa (73%) covered Walter Peck (27%) in some kind of thick, white goo!
Sgt. Hartman (73%) didn’t think Gollum (27%) was so precious!
Han (59%) made calamari out of Doc Ock (41%)!
The Wicked Witch of the West (67%) siphoned the gas out of the Green Goblin Truck (33%)!
Veruca Salt and Prince Humperdinck tied, so in candy coin flip, the winner is Veruca Salt!
Anton Chigurh (59%) came out to slay Luther (41%)!
Margaret White (62%) threw out Lord Business (38%) after she stepped on one of his pieces in her bare feet!
Ed Rooney (67%) killed Brain Gremlin (33%) before midnight!
Patrick Bateman (61%) let Bill Lumbergh (39%) go with no severance!
Ivan Drago (59%) is no amigo of El Guapo (41%)!
Werewolf David Kessler (59%) doesn’t give a fook, he made short work of Mr. Babadook (41%)!
Magneto (55%) killed Lord Voldemort (45%) right after Snape killed Dumbledore!
Belloq (55%) shut down HAL 9000 (45%)!
Dr. Frank N. Furter (88%) deresolutioned SARK (13%)!
Max Cady (63%) spit black goo in the face of Dennis Nedry (37%)!
Norman Stansfield (74%) defeated Harry & Marv (26%) with a series of elaborte, deadly traps!
Thank you everyone again for voting!
| Col. Hans Landa
|Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
(Full Metal Jacket)
|Sadistic Nazi SS Officer
Best Kill: Orders his soldiers to massacre a Jewish family hiding underneath the floors of a farmhouse.
|Sadistic Marine Drill Sergeant
Best Kill: Drives Private Pyle to the point of insanity to kill both himself and Hartman.
(Enter the Dragon)
|The Wicked Witch of the West
(The Wizard of Oz)
|Megalomaniacal drug trafficker
Best Kill: Mercilessly beats Williams to death with his iron prosthetic right hand.
Best Kill: No confirmed kills but nearly burns the Scarecrow alive.
| Veruca Salt
(Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory)
(No Country For Old Men)
Best Kill: Orders the killing of every one of her father’s employees who fail to find a Wonka bar with a Golden Ticket (Offscreen; Allegedly)
Best Kill: Strangles a cop while handcuffed, then uses a cattle gun to kill a driver to steal his car.
(Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
Best Kill: Attempts to kill her daughter with a butcher knife.
|Ruthless High School Principal
Best Kill: Nearly kills a dog with a flower vase.
| Patrick Bateman
|Deranged Serial Killer
Best Kill: Hacks up Paul Allen with an ax while dancing along to Huey Lewis’ Hip To Be Square.
|Russian Heavyweight Champion
Best Kill: Beats Apollo Creed to death in an exhibition match.
(An American Werewolf in London)
(The X-Men film series)
|American Werewolf (in London)
Best Kill: Goes on a rampage in Piccadilly Circus killing countless people and causing numerous accidents.
|Mutant Master of Magnetism
Best Kill: Extracts all the extra iron out of a prison guards blood killing him in the process.
(Raiders of the Lost Ark)
|Dr. Frank N. Furter
(The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Best Kill: His hubris kills many Nazi’s when he opens up the Ark of the Covenant.
Best Kill: Kills Eddie with an ax and serves him up for dinner.
(Léon: The Professional)
Best Kill: While posing as the maid, he garrotes and shoots the private investigator hired by Sam Bowden.
|Corrupt DEA Agent
Best Kill: Slaughters an entire family during a drug raid.