Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R. for the last time! 5-30-2014

Todays Headlines

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ROLAND EMMERICH WANTS TO MAKE A NEW STARGATE TRILOGY BECAUSE HIS ORIGINAL HELD UP SO WELL IN THE SECOND HALF, LIKE EVERYTHING HE DOES. IN THE REBOOT, THE ALIENS PRAY TO THE GOD OF EXTREME VIOLENCE: R.A.-T.O.R. 

THEY ARE REBOOTING CLIFFHANGER, WHICH ACTUALLY WRAPPED UP VERY NICELY AND LEFT NO LINGERING QUESTIONS, SO THE TITLE MAKES NO SENSE. 

HERE ARE SOME SET PICTURES FROM TERMINATOR: GENESIS, IN WHICH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER DRESSES UP LIKE MAJOR CHIP HAZARD FROM SMALL SOLDIERS. 

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: CHICAGO BEARS LEGENDARY RUNNING BACK GALE SAYERS IS 71! HERE, HE PAYS TRIBUTE TO R.O.T.O.R. SHUTTING DOWN THIS DAILY COLUMN, USING THE SECRET CODE NAME “BRIAN PICCOLO” FOR R.O.T.O.R. FOR LEGAL REASONS.

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[TODAY’S MOVIE: R.O.T.O.R.]


16 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R. for the last time! 5-30-2014

  1. I’m playing TAPS in honor of the final daily Today’s Headlines with R.O.T.O.R. Unfortunately for him, I’m playing it with my car horn.

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