Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 4-3-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

WE ARE ONLY A YEAR AWAY FROM PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2: PAUL B.L.A.R.T.O.R.!

SPEAKING OF SEQUELS OF HUGE BLOCKBUSTERS, WE MAY BE GETTING ANOTHER PART OF AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH CALLED SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, IT IS LIKE TOTALLY INCONVENIENT, FOR REAL.

ZAC EFRON WILL STAR IN A NEW JOHN GRISHAM LEGAL THRILLER CALLED THE ASSOCIATE, WHICH IN NO WAY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE FIRM.

NOW YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH MOVIES AT HOME WITH AMAZON’S NEW STREAM-BOX!! WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN! DISREGARD RUMORS THAT R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE USING IT TO WATCH YOU IN YOUR HOME.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: IF YOU THINK EDDIE MURPHY IS NOT 53 TODAY THEN YOU ARE DELIRIOUS!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: LUCY]


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