
Anchorman 3 ain’t-chor gonna happen! That diminished quickly!
There’s going to be a Minecraft movie! Three hours of watching a guy build a shack out of blocks! Which is a better story than Avatar! There’s also a rumor that it will be Nazi-based. Mein-krampft!
The next James Bond movie will start filming in October! It’s called Ramroddin’ and the plot involves Bond having to take down an evil cowboy who is terrorizing gay truckers on the open roads of Texas!
Today’s Birthdays: Come aboard! Gavin MacLeod is 83! Also, Rae Dawn Chong is still going Commando at 53!
[Today’s Trailer: Commando]

“Your fear smells like his blood.” Captain Stubing.
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Ahhh, good stuff. Whatever happened to that FilmHipster guy?
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I don’t know. I tried to keep up with him but he didn’t reciprocate. I hope he’s OK up there. Canadians!!!
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I think him and Andy Watches Movies have a commune in Belize or something. No movie allowed.
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Great scoop on the plot of the new Bond film. Fuck I hope the evil cowboy turns out to be Blofeld.
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Or Gold “Finger”
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