Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-17-2014

R.O.T.O.R. is still out executing hookers as part of his Valentine’s Day tradition, so Killer Gene Shalit will continue to fill in!

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Marty McFly’s future Nikes with power laces may be a reality next year! A shoe-in for greatest wearable movie footwear ever! Until the power laces rip through your ankles.

Ron Howard will be directing yet another version of The Jungle Book, possibly starring a nude Chris Hemsworth as Baloo. Talk about bare necessities!

A movie about Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy’s love affair is coming, possibly starring Miley Cyrus and Ashton Kutcher. Guess Who’s Coming to the Theater? I don’t know.

Today’s Birthdays: TOUCHDOWN! Jim Brown is 78!

[Today’s Trailer: Slaughter’s Big Ripoff]

9 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-17-2014

  1. That is fucking awesome news! I will rock a pair of those Marty McFly’s so hard, everyone in Canada will be all “Dude, are you from the future?” And I’ll be like “Yeah, booooiiiii”. That’s good stuff.

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  2. I love how the potential of Miley Cyrus and Ashton Kutcher portraying Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy’s love affair reeks of possibly the worst casting decisions of all time. Holy crap that is gonna suck if that happens

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