Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-12-2014

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In possibly the biggest movie news of the past several years, we’re finally getting a sequel to Jingle All the Way! These bells will jingle, and box offices will tingle!

Tarzan, a movie absolutely nobody wants to see anymore, is going to be remade with that tall True Blood guy. Me Tarzan, you… probably won’t go see it!

Speaking of ape men, Gary Oldman has dropped some spoilerish details about the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes plot. It dawns on me that this movie sounds chimply fantastic!

Today’s Birthdays: Joe Don Baker is still walking tall at 78!

[Today’s Trailer: Transcendence]

 Also, please submit your You Dumb Kids entries by this Friday or no one will know how dumb you were when you were a kid!

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