Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 2-5-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND JONAH HILL ARE TEAMING UP AGAIN FOR A MOVIE ABOUT THE GUY WHO WAS FALSELY ACCUSED OF THE ATLANTA OLYMPICS BOMBING WHO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A HEAVIER R.O.T.O.R.

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THERE WILL BE A ROGER EBERT DOCUMENTARY. R.O.T.O.R. GIVES IT TWO THUMBS FLYING OFF OF R.O.T.O.R.’S HANDS LIKE ROCKETS AND BLASTING YOU RIGHT IN THE EYEBALLS, A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE.

SETH GORDON, WHO HAS DIRECTED SUCH THRILLING ADVENTURE FILMS AS HORRIBLE BOSSES AND THE KING OF KONG, WILL NOW DIRECT THE ADAPTATION OF THE VIDEO GAME UNCHARTED.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: JENNIFER JASON LEIGH IS 52, AND NOW YOU FEEL OLD.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: STAR CRASH]

 

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