Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-29-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

HERE IS THE FIRST DECENT LOOK AT WHAT THE NEW TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES LOOK LIKE, PLUS SHREDDER. LEONARDO AND DONATELLO LOOK PRETTY GOOD, BUT MICHELANGELO STILL LOOKS A LITTLE DOUCHEY. SHREDDER’S MASK IS HALF COOL, HALF REJECTED MICHAEL BAY DECEPTICON.

MARVEL AT GIFS OF TOM HIDDLESTON DURING HIS AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF THOR. BY THE WAY, PRODUCTION BEGINS SOON ON R.O.T.H.O.R.

THERE IS GOING TO BE A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE MOVIE, WRITTEN BY THE GUYS WHO WROTE NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM. IF IT IS ANYTHING LIKE NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, R.O.T.O.R. WILL CHOOSE TO LEAVE THE THEATER! [ZING]

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT THE GREATEST MOMENT IN NINJA TURTLE HISTORY]

PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO TURN IN YOUR SUBMISSION TO YOU DUMB KIDS BY, DUDE, I DO NOT KNOW, VALENTINE’S DAY? OR VANILLA ICE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SING WHILE HE URINATES ALL OVER YOUR FURNITURE.

9 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-29-2014

  1. I loved the turtles when I was little, but Shredder in the first movie was SUPER scary. He gave me serious nightmares. Actually, so did Casey. And April. I might not have been the bravest little toaster around.

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  2. How do you make a movie with Choose Your Own Adventure? I mean, you get to pause and select or the characters do that whole bubble thing on top of their heads…I think it could turn out to be a disaster, but I’d like to stay hopeful?

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