Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-23-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

PIXAR MAY GET A PIECE OF THE STAR WARS ACTION, AS SOON AS THEY WRAP PRODUCTION ON R.O.T.O.Y. STORY 2: THE SECRET OF THAT STUFF OOZING OUT OF R.O.T.O.R.’S MIDSECTION.

GARRETT HEDLUND WILL BE PLAYING CAPTAIN HOOK IN THE PAN REBOOT. R.O.T.O.R. HAS EVISCERATED SO MANY PEOPLE WITH HOOKS THOUGH, IT IS GETTING KIND OF PLAYED OUT TO R.O.T.O.R.

R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK SHOWED R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK’S DONG TO A PRODUCER AND WORD HAS SPREAD ABOUT R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK’S SIZABLE DONG. THAT NEW SUPERSIZED DONG ATTACHMENT IS REALLY PAYING DIVIDENDS FOR R.O.T.O.R.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT CHIMP VS. NAVY SEAL ON AN OBSTACLE COURSE WITH THE GREATEST FINISHING POSE EVER]

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