Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-21-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

R.O.T.O.R. HAS TO GO OUT ON PATROL TO EXECUTE SNOWSTORM LOOTERS, SO HERE IS A QUICK ROUNDUP OF BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN NEWS AND RUMORS. IT IS NOT TRUE THAT R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK IS INJURED. THAT IS MERELY A COVER STORY FOR THE INCIDENT IN WHICH R.O.T.O.R. BROKE LAURENCE FISHBURNE’S SPINE FOR LOOKING AT R.O.T.O.R.’S CHAIR LIKE HE WANTED TO SIT IN IT. NOW HE NEVER WILL SIT AGAIN.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[BLAST THIS SONG THROUGH PATROL CAR’S LOUDSPEAKERS DURING SNOWSTORM PATROL]

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