Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-13-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

MAGNETO, AGENT SMITH, AND THAT CREEPY KID FROM BREAKING BAD MAY BE UP FOR STAR WARS ROLES. OR MAYBE NOT. R.O.T.O.R. HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GARBAGE.

THE FRANK DREBIN ED HELMS WILL PLAY IN THE NAKED GUN REBOOT IS NOT THE SAME FRANK DREBIN AS THE FRANK DREBIN FROM THE ORIGINAL NAKED GUN STARRING FRANK DREBIN.

QUENTIN TARANTINO’S NEXT MOVIE WILL BE CALLED HATEFUL EIGHT AND WILL INVOLVE EIGHT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF R.O.T.O.R. THAT SAY “FUCK” ALL THE TIME.

HERE IS A LIST OF DIRECTORS UP FOR THE NEW HE-MAN MOVIE, IN WHICH HE-MAN WILL BATTLE THE EVIL OF SKELEROTOR.

A BUNCH OF GUYS R.O.T.O.R. HAS NEVER HEARD OF ARE UP FOR THE ROLE OF KYLE REESE IN THE NEW R.O.T.O.R. RIPOFF.

WILL SHIA LABEOUF FINALLY STOP BEING AN ENORMOUS DOUCHEBAG?

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT GOLDEN GLOBES RECAP]

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