Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-18-2013

Todays Headlines

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IT IS THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES TRAILER! THE APES HAVE ASSURED R.O.T.O.R. THAT WHEN THEY TAKE OVER THE PLANET R.O.T.O.R.’S JURISDICTION WILL REMAIN UNCHANGED AND R.O.T.O.R. CAN EXECUTE APE JUST AS FREELY AS R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED MAN.

HOPEFULLY YOU ALL KNOW BY NOW ABOUT HOW PROFESSIONAL DOUCHE SHIA LABEOUF PLAGIARIZED HIS SHORT FILM, BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. FINDS THE WHOLE SITUATION FANTASTIC. IT IS LIKE EATING AN AMAZING LOLLIPOP MADE OF SHIA LABEOUF’S FAILURE.

LOOK AT THIS AMATEUR ROBOT COP PULLING OVER DRUNK DRIVERS WITHOUT EVEN EXECUTING THEM! L.O.L.! “THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION”??? WHAT A PANSY!

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[CONSUME DENNY’S HOBBIT MEAL]

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