Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-16-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

PETER O’TOOLE IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

BILLY JACK IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. RESPONSIBLE.

HERE IS THE FIRST TEASER TRAILER FOR CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S INTERSTELLAR, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. BELIEVES IS ABOUT SUBMARINES.

THAT NAKED DRAGON BROAD LANDED THE NEW SARAH CONNOR ROLE.

PAUL WALKER’S BROTHER MAY COMPLETE HIS SCENES IN FAST & FURIOUS 7 USING A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OVER HIS FACE, JUST LIKE GAME OF DEATH.


[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT FOOTAGE OF PETER O’TOOLE HEARING THE NEWS THAT THE NAKED GUN IS BEING REMADE]

6 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-16-2013

  1. Billy Jack died???/ NOOOOOOOOO!!!

    We should so do some sort of piece on those Billy Jack movies…. “I’m going to take my left foot and strike you on the right side of your head with it.” BAM!

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  2. Hahahahahahahaha!! That cardboard face of Master Lee was hands down the funniest thing I’ve seen all month. I want someone to make a whole movie with cutouts of famous dead actors.

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