Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-10-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

FORMER BAYWATCH STAR JASON MOMOA MAY BE JOINING THE CAST OF BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN, POSSIBLY AS MARCIA MAN HUNTER, A LOVELORN ALIEN WHO JUST WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN AND RAISE AN EARTH FAMILY AND START HER OWN STATIONERY STORE IN SMALL TOWN AMERICA AMID A TOUGH ECONOMIC CLIMATE.

MANY FOUND THE MOVIE JACK REACHER TO BE SQUARE, SO THEY ARE HOPING TO CORRECT THAT WITH A SEQUEL CALLED “JACK REACHER-ROUND.”

GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AND ALSO OUR FIRST LOOK AT THE ONLY FACE AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON WILL BE MAKING THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT WEEKLY WEATHER FORECAST]

6 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-10-2013

  1. It makes me happy that the picture of the robot baby is gone. Now – let’s get with it and get that miserable image of Michael Fassbender out of here….

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