Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-6-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

THE NEXT X-MEN MOVIE HAS ALREADY BEEN ANNOUNCED, TITLED X-MEN: WRATH OF R.O.T.O.R. ALSO, SOME DUDE HAS BEEN HIRED TO MAKE X-MEN AND FANTASTIC FOUR INTO ONE “MARVEL-STYLE” UNIVERSE, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ALREADY PART OF MARVEL, BUT THEY CANNOT BE MENTIONED AS PART OF MARVEL IN THE MOVIES, AND THINGS… IT IS VERY CONVOLUTED.

GHOSTBUSTERS 3 MAY STILL HAPPEN, BUT EMMA STONE WILL NOT BE PART OF IT, BUT JONAH HILL MAY BE. R.O.T.O.R. STILL MULLING OVER THE ROLE OF ROBOSLIMER.

SPEAKING OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT WERE DEAD, THE NARNIA FRANCHISE LOOKS TO BE CONTINUING. R.O.T.O.R. FOUND A MAGICAL WORLD OF FANTASY IN THE BACK OF A CLOSET ONCE. IT IS NOW A POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[AND NOW FOR SOME REAL GHOSTBUSTERS]

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