Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-5-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

HERE IS THE NEW AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 TRAILER. R.O.T.O.R. IS VERY EXCITED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. DID NOT KNOW THAT R.O.T.O.R.’S CIRCUITRY WAS CAPABLE OF DISPLAYING THE EMOTION OF COMPLETE INDIFFERENCE.

SOME GAL HAS BEEN CAST AS WONDER WOMAN. R.O.T.O.R. HEARS SHE NARROWLY EDGED OUT BROAD BROWNING FOR THE ROLE.

SPEAKING OF BROADS, TWO OF THEM ARE THE FINALISTS FOR SARAH CONNOR IN THE R.O.T.O.R. RIPOFF.

MORE NAMES HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED FOR THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT MOVIE, BUT THAT MOVIE DOES NOT COME OUT FOR THREE YEARS, SO YOU HAD BETTER STOCK UP ON HOT POCKETS AND MOUNTAIN DEW, GEEK.

R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK REALLY WANTS YOU TO LIKE R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK AS BATMAN, SO R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK IS NOW TALKING TRASH ABOUT THE DAREDEVIL MOVIE, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH EXCEPT FOR EXECUTING A FEW EXTRAS FOR BREAKING CURFEW.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[AND NOW FOR SOME REAL SPIDER-MAN]

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