Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-2-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

PAUL WALKER IS DEAD, R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

AN AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 POSTER HAS SURFACED SHOWING THE RHINO AS A GIANT R.O.T.O.R. AND THE GREEN GOBLIN AS A GARGOYLE.

APPARENTLY THE MILLENNIUM FALCON HAS ALREADY BEEN BUILT BY ELVES FOR THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE. CHEWBACCA WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE FILM BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTED HIM VIA HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT FOR SMUGGLING.

CHRISTOPH WALTZ MAY PLAY THE BAD GUY IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ONE LAST SEARCH FOR MONEY.

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[PRESENT INTERPRETIVE WALL-E DANCE]

12 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-2-2013

  1. Spider Man 2 and Superman 2 are going to totally suck.

    And on another note:

    the tall awkward girls name is joie miller and shes been fucking my husband knowing that im pregnant and still with him married and all. she belongs in these type of movies cuz all she knows how to do is lay on her back and spread her legs to any and every dick that comes swinging. she is a true embarrassment to woman everywhere. not only does she disgrace herself but she disgraces her family as well. joie your an incompetent low class cheap whore who had a kid she didn’t even try taking care of. how pathetic can you be seriously… i hope your clit falls off one day.

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  2. oh gawd. please tell me that last bit about another PoTC isn’t true. That should be a part of your True/False Trivia. If it really is true, I’m reaching for a gun right now.

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