Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 11-8-2013

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

STAR WARS EPISODE VII: JAR JAR STAR, NOW HAS AN OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE OF DECEMBER 18, 2015. SO ONLY 25 MORE MONTHS OF CASTING RUMORS AND MYSTERY!

NIGHTWING MAY APPEAR IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN. OR HE WILL NOT. R.O.T.O.R. REMEMBERS WHEN R.O.T.O.R. COULD PICK UP THE LATEST ISSUE OF STARLOG OR FANGORIA AND LEARN ALL ABOUT NEW MOVIES COMING OUT.

R.O.T.O.R. HAD ALL COPIES OF THE ISSUE WITH R.O.T.O.R. ON THE COVER DESTROYED AND THE DESIGNERS KILLED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. HAD A VISIBLE BOOGER.

R.O.T.O.R. HAD ALL COPIES OF THE ISSUE WITH R.O.T.O.R. ON THE COVER DESTROYED AND THE DESIGNERS KILLED BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. HAD A VISIBLE BOOGER.

DISNEY IS BRINGING A BUNCH OF NEW MARVEL SUPERHERO SHOWS TO NETFLIX, FEATURING EVERYONE’S FAVORITE CHARACTERS LIKE DAREDEVIL AND… IRON FIST… AND SOME BROAD NAMED JESSICA JONES…

 

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[BEGIN MONKEY KARATE TRAINING]

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