Today’s Headlines presented by Death Bed! 10-10-2013

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Wake up everyone! Drop your cocks and grab your socks because Death Bed scoured up some movie news for you: Dreamworks CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg offered $75 million for 3 more episodes of Breaking Bad. I guess he was a fan.

Daniel Radcliffe isn’t totally against reprising his iconic role of Harry Potter for J.K. Rowling’s new cash-grab: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. 

The OK comedy Horrible Bosses is of course getting a sequel and they are attempting to get Christoph Waltz and Chris Pine to play horrible bosses.

*YAWN* I’m boring myself to sleep.

[I can forgive this rather lame attempt to remake my masterpiece Death Bed: The Bed That Eats but I cannot forgive the Bon Jovi soundtrack!]

 

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