Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey my darlings! Time to wipe the sand from your eyes and get some news from your friendly neighborhood Death Bed. Mr. Brad Pitt is developing a new movie with director David Fincher called Black Hole. The hole in my bed belly is growing increasingly empty and this reminds me that I need to feed soon.
Samuel L. Jackson said something which led a bunch of geeks who are hungry for Avengers news that Elizabeth Olsen is up for the role of the Scarlet Witch. I ate a witch once. She tasted gamy.
Some nice news for our UK fans out there, the original masterpiece, Nosferatu, is being restored and re-released in theatres before its Blu-Ray release. When is my movie getting restored and re-released? WHEN?!
[Now if you’d excuse me, Death Bed is having some people for brunch.]