Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 8-13-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

ARE THEY GOING TO REBOOT JAWS? R.O.T.O.R. IS ALL FOR IT, BECAUSE R.O.T.O.R. IS DEVOID OF A HEART OR EMOTIONS.

THE EMPEROR MAY APPEAR IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII, EVEN THOUGH DARTH VADER THREW HIM DOWN A SPACE WELL. THIS COULD CLEAR THE WAY FOR R.O.T.O.R. TO COME BACK IN R.O.T.O.R. 2: ROAD TOUR, EVEN THOUGH R.O.T.O.R. WAS PULLED APART AND EXPLODED IN THE ORIGINAL. OR WAS R.O.T.O.R.??

HUGH JACKMAN MAY GET BIG PAYDAY TO PLAY WOLVERINE FOUR MORE TIMES, BECAUSE THAT CHARACTER IS NOT PLAYED OUT AT ALL [SARCASM CHIP OVERHEAT]

BRUCE WILLIS SAYS HE’S SICK OF MAKING ACTION MOVIES. COINCIDENTALLY, WE ARE ALL PRETTY SICK OF HIM BEING IN ACTION MOVIES. [SARCASM CHIP OVERLOASDADASDADFD!!*&@#]

 

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[BEGIN WALRUS ASSASSIN SAXOPHONE TRAINING PROGRAM]

6 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 8-13-2013

  1. Instead of reviving a character that already died, why don’t the writers actually take a minute to think and create an even better villain for the new movie. It could happen, new bad people are being born every day.

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