BRUCE WILLIS LEFT THE EXPENDABLES 3 BECAUSE OF GREED. THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY A CRIME, BUT BEING A JERKFACE CAN LEAD TO A LIFE OF CRIME.

A LOST ORSON WELLES FILM CALLED TOO MUCH JOHNSON HAS BEEN FOUND. SOME SAY THAT R.O.T.O.R. IN SKIN FORM KIND OF LOOKS LIKE JOHN HOLMES, LADIES.

DISNEY COULD LOSE UP TO $190 MILLION ON THE LONE RANGER. YOU DID NOT NEED R.O.T.O.R.’S SENSOR RECALL FUNCTION TO SEE THAT ONE COMING.

IS THERE A NEW PEE WEE HERMAN MOVIE COMING? R.O.T.O.R. REGRETS LETTING HIM LIVE IN THAT MOVIE THEATER. BUT R.O.T.O.R. WAS JUST NOSTALGIC FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS…