This is it, only 19 more rounds to go! Who will make it to the CHAMPIONSHIP??!?!!?! Only YOU can decide! Not you, Mitch. YOU! So get down there and vote like your life depends on R.O.T.O.R. executing you if you don’t!
And now the Willie Aames Memorial Results from the Eight is Enough round:
The Dude and Ron Burgundy TIED, so in a bowl-off the winner was The Dude!
Navin R. Johnson (57%) sent Arthur Bach (43%) to rehab!
Frank Drebin (57%) smeared Booger (43%)!
Clark W. Griswold and Willy Wonka TIED too, and in a cross-country road rally the winner was Clark W. Griswold!
TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
| 1. Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) |
4. Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk) |
| Quote: “I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.” | Quote: “I am *not* a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and… uh… my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.” |
| 1. Frank Drebin (The Naked Gun) |
16. Clark W. Griswold (National Lampoon’s Vacation) |
| Quote: “I’ve finally found someone I can love – a good, clean love… without utensils.” | Quote: “I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna’s purse?” |
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After this there’s NO TOMORROW!!!
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The Dude all the way!!! we’ve come this far, we can make it!
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GRISWOLD!
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I’m still holding out hope for Black Dynamite.
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Come on Drebin!!!
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Let’s go Griswold. The Dude is incredibly overrated.
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Cheers Nick! I love the Dude but i absolute am gob-smacked he beat out Ron Burgundy. wtf
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Griswold for the win!!!
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