Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-10-2013

Todays Headlines

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DISNEY MAKING ANOTHER LIVE-ACTION THE JUNGLE BOOK. IN THE JUNGLE THERE IS NO LAW. EXCEPT R.O.T.O.R.’S LAW. OBEY THE LAW, ELEPHANT, OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED.

VIN DIESEL MAY BE IN THE AVENGERS 2. IRON MAN IS TRYING TOO HARD TO BE R.OT.O.R. 

DUMB AND DUMBER TO WILL START FILMING IN SEPTEMBER. R.O.T.O.R. REMINDS YOU TO OBEY THE LAWS OF GRAMMAR OR FACE EXECUTION.

STAR WARS EPISODE VII WILL BE FEATURED AT DISNEY’S D23 EXPO NEXT MONTH. R.O.T.O.R. PREFERS TO WAGE WAR IN THE STREETS, BUT IF YOU BREAK THE LAW AMONG THE STARS, R.O.T.O.R. WILL FIND YOU.

PACIFIC RIM COULD BE A FLOP. WHY USE GIANT ROBOTS WHEN R.O.T.O.R.-SIZE IS ALL YOU NEED?

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