Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-2-2013

Todays Headlines

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CHRISTIAN BALE IS DONE BEING BATMAN. BATMAN IS ALSO DONE, AS R.O.T.O.R. RENDERS BATMAN OBSOLETE.

FIRST IMAGE OF BENICIO DEL TORO AS PABLO ESCOBAR. HOLLYWOOD NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO SHOW HOW R.O.T.O.R. BROUGHT ESCOBAR TO JUSTICE. 

NICOLAS CAGE TO STAR IN NEW TERRY ZWIGOFF PICTURE. YOU WILL ALL BE GUILTY, AND YOU ARE DOING IT FOR NOTHING.

PIXAR TO CUT THE BALONEY WITH SEQUELS, PREQUELS AND GEEKQUELS. R.O.T.O.R. STILL HASN’T BEEN PAID FOR HIS LIKENESS USED IN WALL-E.

NEW TERMINATOR TRILOGY COMING IN 2015. NO WORD ON NEW R.O.T.O.R. TRILOGY. R.O.T.O.R. WILL WAIT FOR PHONE TO RING…

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5 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-2-2013

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