TOM HANKS AND RON HOWARD WILL TEAM UP ONCE AGAIN FOR NEW DAN BROWN MOVIE BECAUSE THIS IS 10 YEARS AGO AND PEOPLE STILL HAVE DAN BROWN FEVER. R.O.T.O.R.’S COMPUTER BRAIN SOLVED DA VINCI’S CODE IN 1.6 SECONDS. THE ANSWER WAS R.O.T.O.R.
NEIL BLOMKAMP HAS WRITTEN A TREATMENT FOR DISTRICT 10. JUST STAY OUT OF R.O.T.O.R.’S DISTRICT, WHICH IS EVERY DISTRICT.
NEW DETAILS ON DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. APES ARE NOT IMMUNE FROM R.O.T.O.R.’S LAW, AND THEY WILL BE EXECUTED FOR VIOLENT PROTEST.
THERE COULD BE A NEW, WEIRD FEMALE GOBLIN VILLAIN IN THE AMAZING SPIDER MAN 2. R.O.T.O.R. ONCE ARRESTED A FEMALE GOBLIN VILLAIN NAMED MILEY CYRUS FOR CRIMES AGAINST R.O.T.O.R.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][BEGIN MIRTH MADNESS REMINDER]
PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE MIRTH MADNESS TOURNAMENT, WHICH IS MANDATORY BY LAW AND PUNISHABLE BY QUARTERING.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
R.O.T.O.R.,
Is TOOL ever going to make a new album?
Thanks
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Yes that’s a great question E.R.I.C.! I want to know that answer as well.
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Hopefully R.O.T.O.R. comes back with something good for us…!
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As usual he won’t. Just some lame joke about how the TOOL he needs are the ones to oil his metal testicles.
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Here’s R.O.T.O.R.’s response, because he’s standing right behind me. It seems like he’s always standing right behind me…
NO. R.O.T.O.R. BLEW UP TOOL’S TOUR BUS WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER BECAUSE THE BUS WAS SPEEDING AT 54 MILES PER HOUR IN A 50 MILES PER HOUR ZONE.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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