EDGAR WRIGHT HAS DROPPED OUT OF DIRECTING ANT-MAN TO FOCUS ON THE FOURTH INSTALLMENT IN THE CORNETTO SERIES IN WHICH R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTES BRITISH PEOPLE WITH ICE CREAM CONES.
HERE IS THE SYNOPSIS OF PIXAR’S INSIDE OUT, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLETE RIPOFF OF HERMAN’S HEAD.
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, 2001’S BEST COMEDY, MAY BE MADE INTO A PREQUEL SERIES ON NETFLIX, BUT STARRING THE ORIGINAL CAST AS HIGH SCHOOLERS.IT IS LIKE WHEN R.O.T.O.R. INFILTRATED R.O.T.O.R.’S HIGH SCHOOL SUMMER CAMP AND GOT SWEET REVENGE ON THE COUNSELORS WITH WATER BALLOONS FILLED WITH R.O.T.O.R.’S ACID URINE.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: THROUGH A SERIES OF SATANIC RITES, CHRISTOPHER LEE IS 92!
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[TODAY’S TRAILER: BIG HERO 6]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Oh hai “The Incredibles” teaser gag from 2003.
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dis movie is just 2 smrt for u. u r a dummy dum and dis movie be ahead of its time and shit. funniest movie ever, u suuuuuuuck
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Ant-Man is the lamest sounding guy ever. Ooo, yeah I’m so scared of the Ant-Man! What is he going to tickle my leg a little bit while he crawls off it?
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Yes, he’s a hit with the ladies.
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Christopher Lee is 92!? I didn’t believe it so I Googled it and I found out that not only is he 92, but he’s apparently releasing a “Metal” album. Should never have doubted R.O.T.O.R.
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And a full slate of movies coming out! He’s in better shape than I am!
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92!!! The man is a god.
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