Welcome to the third group of the opening round of the second annual Villain Madness Number Two! We’ve assembled the greatest collection of scumbags since the filming of Ghoulies to determine which is the most evil and strangely popular of them all! Robots! Monkeys! Murderers! Caregivers! KISS! We’ve got it all this year! So hump over this hump day and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for this round ends March 21 with winners announced that very afternoon! and don’t forget to vote for Group 2!)
And now, the evil winners of evil Group 1 of Evil!
Khan (61%) turned his wrath on Agent Smith (39%)!
Evil (57%) morda-lly wounded Bavmorda! (43%)!
Audrey II (77%) drank C.H.U.D.’s (23%) blood!
The Kurgan (65%) beheaded Darryl Revok (35%)!
Leprechaun (71%) stole Dr. Lizardo’s (29%) gold and life!
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (58%) shattered every bone in Elijah Price’s (42%) body!
The Lord of Darkness (95%) slaughtered Maax (5%) like a sick unicorn!
King Ghidorah (68%) proved three heads are better than one against The Beast (32%)!
|Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research Unit
Evil Plan: Execute criminals with extreme prejudice
|Enforcement Droid Series 209
Evil Plan: Clean up Detroit, Annihilate OCP executives.
|Uber-aggressive, door-hating, killer baboon
Evil Plan: Break down as many doors as possible; Kill people.
|Uber-jealous killer helper monkey
Evil Plan: To kill anyone who shows the invalid Alan any affection.
(The Spy Who Loved Me)
(Revenge of the Nerds)
|Henchman with metal teeth
Evil Plan: To kill James Bond.
|Football jock with nerd-hating ‘roid rage
Evil Plan: Destroy nerds; win control of the Greek council.
| Norman Bates
|Psycho dad who operates a hotel
Evil Plan: Effectively run and maintain The Overlook Hotel; Try not to kill family. Write a novel.
|Cross-dressing psychopath who operates a motel
Evil Plan: Kill any attractive girl who stays at his motel. Taxidermy.
|Nurse Mildred Ratched
(One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest)
| Annie Wilkes
|Nurse with terrible compassion and bedside manner
Evil Plan: To make insane people more insane.
|Paul Sheldon’s Number One Fan
Evil Plan: To take care of Paul Sheldon until he finishes his next novel.
| Horace Pinker
|Evil, sadistic, killer clown
Evil Plan: To torment and murder kids.
|Serial killer who becomes living electricity and has the power of possession
Evil Plan: To continue to kill people as an electric entity.
(Friday the 13th)
|Revenge-seeking serial killer/mother
Evil Plan: To kill camp counselors as revenge for the death of her son.
Evil Plan: To kill as many people associated with Syndey Prescott as possible.
(The Wicker Man)
| Abner Devereaux
(KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park)
|Pagan cult leader
Evil Plan: Find a rube human sacrifice for the Wicker Man.
|Megalomaniacal robot inventor
Evil Plan: Steal KISS’ talismans for ultimate power.