Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-21-2014

Todays Headlines

 

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

ANDY SERKIS IS GOING TO DIRECT THE OTHER JUNGLE BOOK MOVIE, AND WILL POSSIBLY STAR AS GOLLUM ONCE AGAIN.

BOTH THE WOLVERINE 2 AND THE FANTASTIC FOUR 2 WILL COME OUT IN 2017, ALONG WITH THE SPIRIT 2, SUPERGIRL RETURNS, ELEKTRA VS. CATWOMAN, AND BATMAN & ROBIN, TOO!

THEY ARE REBOOTING THE REMAKE OF THE GRUDGE. R.O.T.O.R. CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPUTE THAT ONE. R.O.T.O.R. DOES NOT KNOW WHY HUMANS THINK GHOST CHILDREN ARE SCARY. GHOST CHILDREN ARE ABOUT AS SCARY AS POWDERED DONUTS.

CHRISTIAN BALE MAY PLAY STEVE JOBS IN THE REBOOT OF THE ASHTON KUTCHER MOVIE.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: TIMOTHY DALTON, ONE OF THE TOP FIVE JAMES BONDS EVER, IS DOUBLE-O-70 TODAY!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[TODAY’S TRAILER: SEXTETTE]

 DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT OR YOU WILL BE PLACED INSIDE THE WICKER MAN. PLUS, YOU HAVE UNTIL 3 P.M. (EASTERN AMERICAN TIME) TODAY TO VOTE FOR GROUP 3. R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE MONITORING THE POLLS. WITH A LIVE CROCODILE.

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