THEY ARE REBOOTING THE REMAKE OF THE GRUDGE. R.O.T.O.R. CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPUTE THAT ONE. R.O.T.O.R. DOES NOT KNOW WHY HUMANS THINK GHOST CHILDREN ARE SCARY. GHOST CHILDREN ARE ABOUT AS SCARY AS POWDERED DONUTS.
CHRISTIAN BALE MAY PLAY STEVE JOBS IN THE REBOOT OF THE ASHTON KUTCHER MOVIE.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: TIMOTHY DALTON, ONE OF THE TOP FIVE JAMES BONDS EVER, IS DOUBLE-O-70 TODAY!
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DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT OR YOU WILL BE PLACED INSIDE THE WICKER MAN. PLUS, YOU HAVE UNTIL 3 P.M. (EASTERN AMERICAN TIME) TODAY TO VOTE FOR GROUP 3. R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE MONITORING THE POLLS. WITH A LIVE CROCODILE.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I think the reboot is going to be a paranormal tomato stain that’s impossible to get out. Behold: THE SMUDGE.
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The Smudge Grudge 2: Superfudge
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Speaking of which, I’m surprised Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing hasn’t been “adapted” for the big screen yet.
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No kidding. Those books were great. Well, they were when I was 9.
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Likewise. I mean, they’re adapting Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day for the big screen. Why not Fudge?
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Oh here you go. Check out this high-quality production http://youtu.be/wYX-kHO6Bh0
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*facepalm* Where’s Tommy Wiseau when you need him?
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So many reboots. So little interest.
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You’re…… scared………… of powdered donuts???
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I think you may have read that wrong.
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I never learned how to read!!!
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Oh good. 100 more X-Men movies. What could possible go wrong?
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